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Anna and the Apocalypse: A Review

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In a cinematic landscape often saturated with by-the-numbers zombie flicks, Anna and the Apocalypse burst forth like a festive, undead explosion, delivering an experience so unique and utterly brilliant that it defies easy categorization. This Scottish gem isn’t just a zombie movie; it’s a vibrant, heartfelt, and surprisingly poignant musical that will leave you both humming catchy tunes and marveling at its audacious genre-bending. While this was made in 2017, it just got into my field of vision today.

Synopsis (No Spoilers!):

Set in the quaint, snow-dusted town of Little Haven, Scotland, just before Christmas, the film introduces us to Anna, a high school senior with big dreams of escaping her small town and seeing the world. Her best friend, John, harbors a secret crush, while their diverse group of friends – including the socially conscious Steph, the aspiring filmmaker Chris, his girlfriend Lisa, and the school’s resident bad boy, Nick – are all navigating their own adolescent anxieties and aspirations. But their typical teenage woes are abruptly overshadowed when a full-blown zombie apocalypse descends upon their unsuspecting town. Now, armed with improvised weapons (like a giant candy cane!), a surprising knack for survival, and an undeniable urge to burst into song, Anna and her friends must fight, sing, and dance their way through hordes of the undead to find their loved ones and, perhaps, a glimmer of hope in a world gone mad.

The Review:

What makes Anna and the Apocalypse truly shine is its fearless commitment to its wildly imaginative premise. It’s not just a zombie movie with songs thrown in; it’s a fully realized musical where the numbers are seamlessly woven into the narrative, enhancing the story, revealing character, and often injecting a much-needed dose of dark humor or profound emotion. And here’s the kicker: the songs aren’t just “fun” – they’re genuinely fantastic. From upbeat, high-energy ensemble pieces that perfectly capture the chaotic absurdity of the situation (“Turning My Life Around” is a particular standout for its obliviousness-to-mayhem brilliance) to more introspective ballads that explore themes of loss and connection, Roddy Hart and Tommy Reilly’s soundtrack is a masterclass in musical storytelling. You’ll find yourself tapping your feet and even shedding a tear, often within the same song.

Beyond the musical interludes, the film expertly balances its disparate elements. The horror is genuinely gory and effective, with creative zombie kills that will satisfy even the most seasoned gorehounds. Yet, it never loses sight of its comedic heart, delivering witty dialogue and laugh-out-loud visual gags that elevate it beyond mere parody. But perhaps the most surprising and impactful aspect is its emotional depth. Amidst the chaos and carnage, Anna and the Apocalypse manages to explore relatable themes of growing up, friendship, loss, and finding strength in the face of insurmountable odds. The characters, despite their archetypal beginnings, are endearing and fully fleshed out, making their journey resonate deeply with the audience.

Director John McPhail crafts a vibrant and dynamic visual style, utilizing the festive Christmas setting to create a stark, yet often beautiful, contrast with the gruesome reality. The performances from the young cast are uniformly excellent, particularly Ella Hunt as the titular Anna, who delivers a captivating blend of vulnerability, resilience, and sheer badassery. Paul Kaye as Assistant Principal Savage also provides a deliciously unhinged villainous turn.

Anna and the Apocalypse is more than just a novelty; it’s a triumph of independent filmmaking, a testament to creative vision, and a bold reinvention of a tired genre. It’s a movie that truly understands the power of music to express what words alone cannot, even when those words are being shrieked at a shambling horde. Prepare to have your expectations delightfully subverted, your heartstrings tugged, and your brain invaded by some of the most unexpectedly delightful earworms you’ll ever encounter in a zombie apocalypse. This is a brilliant, well-done movie that absolutely deserves its cult classic status.

OKO: A Review

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If you’re hunting for a late night spot in Austin that delivers both on vibe and flavor — look no further than Oko. We dropped by for their late night menu and were genuinely blown away by the experience.

From the outside, Oko feels inviting with warm lighting and a clean, modern design that catches your eye without trying too hard. Inside, it strikes the perfect balance of cozy and contemporary — dim lighting, sleek wood finishes, and an energetic yet laid-back crowd. It’s the kind of place you instantly feel comfortable in, whether you’re there for a casual bite or a nightcap.

I ordered the Unk Burger — a double smash burger with double cheese and special sauce — and it was everything a late night burger should be. Juicy, crispy-edged patties, melty cheese, and a tangy, rich sauce, all sandwiched in a perfectly toasted bun. I ordered the The Oko Fries for the table. They were golden, crispy, and came with two standout sauces: a sweet, tangy banana ketchup (with just a little heat) and a creamy, garlicky aioli that made each bite better than the last.My friends shared the Pulutan Plate, which was an incredible mix of crispy fried pork belly, seasoned skewers, and house-pickled veggies. It’s one of those dishes where every bite brings a different flavor and texture — salty, savory, tangy, crispy — all meant for sharing over drinks and good conversation.

We paired our food with a bottle of wine (pro tip: 25% off bottles after 9pm) for them and their House Margarita, which was perfectly balanced — not too sweet, with a fresh, citrusy bite, for me.

This is where Oko really shines. Even late at night, the staff was attentive, friendly, and genuinely welcoming. Our server was quick with recommendations and made sure everything hit the table hot and just right. It’s rare to find service this good, especially at the tail end of the night.

Oko is officially my new go-to for late night eats in Austin. Killer food, solid drinks, a warm atmosphere, and top-notch service. Can’t wait to come back and try more from the menu.

The Woman in the Yard: A Review

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Woman in the Yard delves into the unsettling experience of a woman whose domestic peace is shattered by an unexpected and mysterious visitor lurking on her property. As events unfold, she finds herself entangled in a growing enigma, forcing her to confront the unknown that has breached the sanctity of her home.

While the film boasts a truly captivating cast, whose performances are undeniably strong and whose presence on screen is both charming and aesthetically pleasing, their talents are unfortunately not enough to elevate the narrative from its core structural issues. The primary drawback of Woman in the Yard lies in its palpable obsession with delivering a significant plot twist. This singular focus appears to have come at the expense of developing a more robust and engaging story arc, leading to a narrative that feels thin and underdeveloped in its broader strokes.

For many, the anticipated “big reveal” might prove to be disappointingly transparent, discernable well before its intended impact. This predictability undermines the very suspense the film attempts to build, leaving the rest of the plot feeling somewhat hollow and lacking genuine substance. The overall experience evokes a sense of déjà vu, reminiscent of the mid-period work of M. Night Shyamalan, where the ambition for a surprising conclusion often eclipses the more vital elements of character depth, organic pacing, and a truly compelling narrative journey.

In essence, Woman in the Yard is a film that hints at psychological thrills but delivers a more conventional and predictable experience, ultimately leaving the viewer wishing for a story with more depth that doesn’t hinge so heavily on a single, easily decipherable turn.

Tomatometer: 40%
Grade: C

MLB Predictions 6/27/2025

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Game/TimeTeamsMLRLO/UML %RL %OU%PredWin Prob%Actual
1NY Mets-139-1.508.084%82%55%653.1%
6:40 PMPittsburgh+1171.5016%18%45%246.9%
2Tampa Bay-134-1.508.575%83%65%652.6%
7:05 PMBaltimore+1131.5025%17%35%247.4%
3Sacramento+208+1.58.59%10%74%142.9%
7:05 PMNY Yankees-259-1.5091%90%26%1057.1%
4St. Louis-138-1.508.573%81%55%552.3%
7:10 PMCleveland+1161.5027%19%45%447.7%
5Toronto-102-1.508.554%48%67%450.9%
7:10 PMBoston-1181.5046%52%33%349.1%
6Minnesota+105+1.58.520%15%80%347.4%
7:10 PMDetroit-125-1.5080%85%20%652.6%
7San Diego-132-1.509.064%62%50%650.9%
7:10 PMCincinnati+1111.5036%38%50%349.1%
8Philadelphia+147+1.59.552%49%52%349.4%
7:15 PMAtlanta-177-1.5048%51%48%450.6%
9San Francisco-157-1.509.085%82%62%855.2%
7:40 PMChiSox+1321.5015%18%38%044.8%
10Seattle-117-1.507.042%33%65%248.0%
8:05 PMTexas-1021.5058%67%35%552.0%
11ChiCubs-105-1.508.082%59%62%348.2%
8:10 PMHouston-1141.5018%41%38%551.8%
12LA Dodgers-155-1.509.584%81%59%247.7%
8:10 PMKansas City+1301.5016%19%41%552.3%
13Colorado+183+1.58.58%8%83%145.0%
8:10 PMMilwuakee-224-1.5092%92%17%955.0%
14Washington+138+1.58.526%27%66%449.8%
9:38 PMLA Angels-165-1.5074%73%34%650.2%
15Miami+154+1.58.513%11%79%244.1%
9:40 PMArizona-186-1.5087%89%21%855.9%
DailyW: L:%: SeasonW: 217L: 123%: .638

Irene’s Biergarten: A Review

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210 Reid Rd Suite 101
Grand Blanc, MI 48439

Irene’s Biergarten is a truly delightful surprise! While I initially expected a more traditional craft beer bar, what I found was a truly beautiful restaurant. The dining area that is far more refined than a typical biergarten, with a blend of nostalgic charm with modern flair. The bluish black ceilings with gold flair added an old-world European style with gaslights, French doors, and a fireplace, creating a warm and inviting ambiance that makes for a beautiful dining experience. The bar area appears equally impressive, with a sophisticated design that complements the overall elegant feel of the restaurant.

Beyond the charming dining and bar areas, the attached golf simulator rooms are a fantastic bonus, offering a fun and unique activity to enjoy by the hour. I was also very impressed with their extensive selection of cocktails, wines, and spirits – clearly indicating a high-quality establishment that caters to a wide range of preferences.

Though the tap list wasn’t as expansive as one might anticipate from a “biergarten” name, the overall experience was overwhelmingly positive. The sophisticated ambiance, diverse drink options, and the added entertainment of the golf simulators more than made up for it. I’m already looking forward to my next visit to try their food, which I’ve heard great things about! Irene’s Biergarten is definitely a gem in Grand Blanc, offering a unique and upscale experience.

MLB Picks: 6/26/2025

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Game/TimeTeamsMLRLO/UML %RL %OU%PredWin Prob%
1Toronto-101-1.508.063%48%83%450.5%
1:10 PMCleveland-1191.5037%52%17%349.5%
2Sacramento+139+1.58.517%15%63%248.3%
1:10 PMDetroit-166-1.5083%85%37%851,7%
3Seattle+100+1.58.557%43%70%449,6%
1:10 PMMinnesota-120-1.5043%57%30%550.4%
4Philadelphia+121+1.57.041%33%52%246.4%
2:10 PMHouston-145-1.5059%67%48%653.6%
5Tampa Bay-128-1.5010.072%79%19%551,8%
2:10 PMKansas City+1071.5028%21%81%348.2%
6ChiCubs-141-1.509.073%73%68%551.8%
2;15 pmSt. Louis+1191.5027%27%32%348.2%
7LA Dodgers-298-1.5012.094%94%47%957.4%
3:10 PMColorado+2361.506%6%53%142.6%
8Miami+156+1.57.526%26%79%550.8%
3;45 pmSan Francisco-188-1.5074%74%21%249.2%
9Atlanta-105-1.508.554%42%62%451,5%
7:10 PMNY Mets-1141.5046%58%38%348.5%
DailyW: 9L: 0%: 100%SeasonW: 217L: 123%: .638

J. Carver’s: A Review

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Prepare for an absolutely transcendent dining experience at J Carver’s! From the moment we stepped in, it was clear this wasn’t just a meal; it was a curated journey into culinary perfection.

We started our evening at the bar, soaking in the sophisticated yet welcoming ambiance while we waited for our table. The mixologists here are true artists! My first sip of the Cactus Basil Gimlet was pure revelation – a vibrant, herbaceous masterpiece that perfectly balanced the botanical notes with a refreshing kick. For my second, the Rich Uncle Penny Bags was equally impressive, a smooth and intriguing concoction that set the tone for the indulgent night ahead.

Once seated, the procession of delights began. To start, the jumbo Gulf shrimp on ice were simply magnificent. Each plump, perfectly chilled shrimp was a testament to freshness, a pristine taste of the sea that needed nothing more than a squeeze of lemon to shine. Next, the wood-roasted Akaushi beef bone marrow arrived, and it was nothing short of spectacular. Rich, unctuous, and deeply flavorful, scooped onto toast, it was an appetizer that truly elevated the experience, a decadent prelude to the main event.

And what a main event it was! The 20 oz bone-in filet was cooked to absolute perfection – tender, juicy, and bursting with incredible beefy flavor that only a prime cut can deliver. But the sides, oh, the sides! The sweet corn brulee was an unexpected revelation, a creamy, savory-sweet concoction with a caramelized top that was utterly addictive. And the baked potato gnocchi? Pure genius. These pillowy, savory dumplings were the ultimate comfort food elevated to gourmet status, the ideal accompaniment to the magnificent steak. With dinner, the Hartford Court Pinot Noir 2022 was the perfect companion, its elegant fruit and nuanced notes complementing every dish beautifully.

Just when we thought the evening couldn’t get any better, the team at J Carver’s presented their rare bourbon list. As a true enthusiast, this was a moment I’d anticipated, and it did not disappoint. The selection was truly exceptional, showcasing some of the most coveted expressions in the world. My choice, the Old Fitzgerald 8 Year 2023, was an absolute triumph – smooth, complex, and incredibly satisfying, a truly spectacular dram that provided the perfect, memorable capstone to an unforgettable meal.

J Carver’s isn’t just a steakhouse; it’s an experience of unparalleled luxury and culinary artistry. Every dish, every drink, every detail speaks to a commitment to excellence that is simply unmatched. This is, without a doubt, a must-visit for anyone seeking a truly remarkable dining adventure in Austin.

The Highlands: A Review

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Perched atop the iconic Renaissance Center, The Highlands in Detroit offers an experience that transcends a mere meal, delivering a symphony of sophisticated flavors, expertly crafted libations, and truly unparalleled cityscapes. My recent visit, which began with an early arrival at the High Bar and flowed into a memorable dinner, was nothing short of exceptional.

The High Bar, a perfect prelude to the main event, immediately impressed. Arriving during happy hour was a delightful bonus, setting a positive tone for the evening. The cocktail program, spearheaded by what appears to be a master mixologist named Tony, is a highlight. I began with the Highlands Old Fashioned, a Tony original. Though I requested a variation on the bitters to avoid pecan, the substituted flavor was remarkably delicious, a testament to the bar’s skill. The use of Knob Creek 9-year bourbon as its base is a clear indication of quality and certainly lived up to expectations. My second libation, another Tony creation, the Cable Car, was equally impressive. It’s rare to find spiced rums utilized with such finesse, and the harmonious flavors in this cocktail made it an absolute standout – one I’ll undoubtedly order again. The bar’s extensive selection of scotch, bourbon, and other spirits is also noteworthy, providing ample opportunity for exploration. My choice of the Glenfiddich Bourbon Cask, a Speyside scotch, offered an interesting and unexpectedly strong alcohol profile, a pleasant venture back into my whisky origins.

Once seated for dinner, the culinary journey truly began. My party of four started with a trio of appetizers: oysters, caviar, and carpaccio. The oysters were robust and fresh, enjoyed with the classic accompaniments of horseradish and hot sauce. The carpaccio, while unassuming in appearance, was a revelation. Its thin slices of meat paired with a surprising and remarkably effective avocado puree, adding a delightful depth of flavor. While caviar isn’t my personal preference, my dining companions’ enthusiastic reception spoke volumes about its quality.

For my first course, the Tuna Crudo was a delightful surprise. Served as three generously sized pieces on crispy crackers with a hint of chili, it was far more substantial and flavorful than anticipated. The true star of the show, however, was undoubtedly the Wagyu Short Rib for my second course. The meat was impossibly tender, practically melting in the mouth, and the flavors were simply outstanding. My only regret was that the portion, though perfectly satisfying, left me longing for more – a true mark of an exceptional dish. To conclude my savory selections, the Sea Scallops offered the perfect finish. Three large, perfectly seared scallops rested on a bed of greens, accompanied by a sauce that defied simple description beyond being utterly delicious.

Beyond the exquisite food and drink, The Highlands’ ambiance is a crucial component of its allure. The views from this elevated perch are, without exaggeration, the best in Detroit. “Stunning” barely scratches the surface. The restaurant’s interior design complements this natural beauty, exuding a sense of plush, lush, opulent modernity that is simply gorgeous.

Finally, the service was, as one would expect from an establishment of this caliber, impeccable. Our server was nothing short of brilliant, attentive without being intrusive, ensuring our glasses were never empty and our needs were always met.

In conclusion, The Highlands at the Renaissance Center offers an all-encompassing, luxurious dining experience. From the innovative cocktails at the High Bar to the meticulously crafted dishes and the unparalleled panoramic views, every element contributes to a truly memorable and highly recommended evening.

MLB Picks: 6/20/2025

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6/20FridayPublic Bets
Game/TimeTeamsMLRLO/UML %RL %OU%PredWin Prob%Actual
1Seattle+118+1.59.523%15%70%239.9%
2:20 PMChiCubs-141-1.577%85%30%660.1%
2Texas-182-1.57.571%71%80%559.1%
6:40 PMPittsburgh+1511.529%29%20%240.9%
3Detroit-105-1.58.556%38%93%552.7%
7:05 PMTampa Bay-1141.544%62%7%447.3%
4Baltimore+196+1.59.018%13%93%237.5%
7:05 PMNY Yankees-240-1.582%87%7%562.5%
5ChiSox+158+1.59.017%9%95%232.4%
7:07 PMToronto-189-1.583%91%5%667.6%
6Atlanta-143-1.59.069%74%94%345.9%
7:10 PMMiami+1191.531%26%6%454.1%
7NY Mets+155+1.58.528%17%74%125.8%
7:15 PMPhiladelphia-186-1.572%83%26%974.2%
8Cincinnati+121+1.59.046%33%95%450.6%
7:15 PMSt. Louis-145-1.554%67%5%549.4%
9Milwaukee+129+1.58.040%29%92%571.5%
8:10 PMMinnesota-154-1.560%71%8%228.5%
10Arizona-187-1.512.080%87%67%129.7%
8:40 PMColorado+1551.520%13%33%870.3%
11Houston-168-1.58.071%82%96%662.9%
9:38 PMLA Angels+1401.529%18%4%237.1%
12Kansas City+139+1.57.525%20%93%340.8%
9:40 PMSan Diego-166-1.575%80%7%559.2%
13Cleveland-125-1.59.057%74%61%754.0%
10:05 PMSacramento+1051.543%26%39%346.0%
14Washington+165+1.58.512%11%84%444.3%
10:10 PMLA Dodgers-200-1.588%89%16%555.7%
15Boston+110+1.57.547%38%82%241.3%
10:15 PMSan Francisco-132-1.553%62%18%458.7%